
The Riptide Ultra-Glide: A Novel
A Crime, Humor, Mystery book. Use sunscreen; dont do heroin. ... If you could give the entire human...
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- ISBN: 9780062092809 / 0
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Armageddon reigns, and survival on this planet gets down to brass tacks, the last three left standing will be cockroaches, viruses and probate attorneys. Fade to black, check please. Tim Dorsey, The Riptide Ultra-Glide: A Novel // A little? Im superimpatient, said Serge. But trying to improve. Thats the whole problem with society: We detect countless faults in others, but never work on ourselves. And behavior in long lines brings out the worst. Take the nicest people youd ever meet, stick them in an ultralong line thats moving like molasses, and its as if they were bitten by a werewolf. Some sweet old lady who volunteers to read to the blind: Look at this dickhead with eleven items in the express lane. Supermarkets bring out the worst. Tim Dorsey, The Riptide Ultra-Glide: A Novel... Unless the South Beach techno-dance clubs outbid them. They dont have live bands, just DJs up in a booth. And the DJs are now celebrities like Mick Jagger, with their own dance-mix followers who make pilgrimages club to club to hear them turn on the music. When did a stereo become a musical instrument? Serge leaned forward and clicked on the car radio. There, Im an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me. Tim Dorsey, The Riptide Ultra-Glide: A Novel //
The Riptide Ultra-Glide: A Novel is the sixteenth installment of Tim Dorsey's Serge A. Storms series. I have read 14 of the 16 novels, and I can honestly say the series shows no signs of slowing down or aging. For those who have not yet discovered Serge A. Storms, I will give a quick overview. Serge is a serial killer, but he objects... Serge and Coleman are back and making a reality TV show. Taping in the beautiful run down state of Florida.Coleman is a weed hero and everyone let's him know that. Puff puff...The McDougall's can't seem to catch a break. They are fired due to budget cuts and decide to take a vacation to Florida. And things go horribly wrong for them... The Riptide Ultra-Glide: A Novel (Serge Storms) by Tim DorseyWhat should be on everyones lips is not Whats up with Florida but rather, what is up with this series. I have always loved this series for its irreverent look at life and death. Looking at life through Serge and Colemans eyes has always been such a pleasure. These books have...