Jingo

Something new has come up between the Discworld's ancient rival cites of Ankh-Morpork and Al-Khali. LiterallyIt's up island, rising out of Discworld's sea, uninhabited and claimed by both cities.Under International Law this situation clearly falls under the ancient doctrine of Acquiris Quodcumque Rapis ("You Get What You Grab"). And everyone wants to grab. Besides, the Al-Khalians may have invented algebra, astronomy and alcohol, but hey don't have a word for lawyer, and...