Go the Fuck to Sleep
A Audiobook, Humor, Comedy book. I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep. Adam Mansbach,...
Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.
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I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep. Adam Mansbach, Go the Fuck to Sleep // All the kids from daycare are in dreamland.The froggie has made his last leap.Hell no you can't go to the bathroom.You know where you can go?The f**k to sleep. Adam Mansbach, Go the Fuck to Sleep // All the kids from day care are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no, you cant go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep. Adam Mansbach, Go the Fuck to Sleep //
Oh my gosh this book is fucking hilarious!I had a discussion only this week with my husband about why the hell people dont tell you how evil kids are before you have the little fuckers.The author of this book needs to write a whole series I already have book titles prepared:~ Sit the fuck on the toilet~ Eat your fucking vegetables~... Oh my God, this is hilarious... I actually think my stomach muscles will be sore tomorrow from laughing so hard. So, in summation, listening to Samuel L. Jackson read this is an excellent alternative to going to the gym. For all you Reading Rainbow fans out there, Levar Burton also nails his narration of this same gem of a bedtime story.
